All Bassets and their Pawrents must abide by the following:
1. Bassets will make all rules concerning bassets! No rules written by humans shall be enforced against Bassets -- unless it is convienient for the Basset.

3. The Basset must be comfortable.

4. The Basset must be SERVED delightful gourmet foods of THEIR choice.
In our house, that means steak, chicken, prime rib, turkey, and some other stuff Dad knows about.
NO DOG FOOD -- REMEMBER --
WE ARE **NOT**
DOGS.